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localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(Source: uncooler, via pizza)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via me-re-di-th)

dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

(Source: dysfunctunal, via pizza)

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via guccier)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via pizza)

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: bisexualblackwidow, via textpostsrus)

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(Source: oh-good-life, via iamtyrant)